It's a "Jesus Christ" lizard not because it's the Messiah who will die for our sins only to be resurrected, oh no. But because it can walk on water like a biblical badass, you can see him in all his glory in this slowed-down footage.
When cereal boxes become 3D gaming consoles, cerealsly. It's the future! And also from the future they'll be orange cartons with internet access and pieces of toast with iPhones and people will be having scrambled eggs in their coffee.
Like Arnie Mouth Master Murf & DJ Mayhem are back to complete their trilogy of action movie classics with this rap about time-travelling cyborgs & liquid metal cops hellbent on destroying the saviour of mankind. "Have you seen this boy?"
Animals sneezing are pretty awesome, baby animals sneezing, well, the pinnacle of cuteness. The only way this little guy could be cuter is if you wrapped him in kittens & threw him into a pit of puppies and baby seals. And then set alight to them.
We've all been there, haven't we? You're in Lisbon, in a book store, waiting to buy a book and then next thing you know you're tickling a midget. Other things you could try are chin-stroking a pygmy or low-fiving a dwarf.
Anyone watching this video - and I'm pretty sure his friends did too - will be pleading for him to fall over, I know I was. It's just a pity that he didn't injure himself a little more, it's the price you pay for being a douche.
Does this guy do this everyday? Is this his job? His livelihood? Because if it is this is a pretty sorry existence. I bet this takes him so long to master and set up every single time he wants to "play" a tune. I bet he never does requests?
WARNING: This is not to be attempted after a heavy night of drinking (or any other non-legal social pursuits). A sheet of paper with four shades of blue & a cheap-looking pencil & then you are ready to become the super nerd you secretly know you are!
When it comes to chicks displaying rings it usually means some poor dude has probably signed his life away in order to make his girlfriend happy for the rest of her life (or as long as the marriage lasts?) - Here's one hoop that will make u smile :)
It was a time for heroes, it was a time for colour, it was a time to make a mess and throw some paint about. Now, this is all fine and good, having a laugh, enjoying yourself but who's going to clean it up, huh? No one thought about that did they.
We are all, as humankind, beasts of war. A scourge on this wondrous planet bringing plague and famine and death and war upon the peoples of this earth! But even beasts of war like to score hawt babes, and these two guys are no different. LOL.
This is awesome but it does seem a little harsh for Motörhead to get tarred with the Nazi brush! Lemmy might not have been the nicest of guys but he didn't wage war on the entire world like the Nazi's did. Oh well its is classic edit! LOL
We all know dinosaurs didn't exist because their existence would contradict the Creationist viewpoint! LOL! The lesson to be had here is if you get bullied, round up loads of your mates and then you can all viciously beat the cr#p out of him/her/it
Posted on February 18, 2009, 12:32 am Add comments
It helps if you have a gimmick when selling cars in an already overcrowded marketplace, and this guy certainly has something that you won't forget, but I can't help thinking he might offend some people with his choice of historical figure...WTF?
Posted on February 13, 2009, 11:16 am Add comments
YES! A retarded blanket! The only thing that could make you look less attractive is a dirty grey egg-yolk encrusted towelling dressing gown underneath, then you'd really be repellent, even flies would shy away from you with utter disgust - WTF!?
Posted on February 12, 2009, 12:02 pm Add comments
With the dangers of a rocket jet pack outweighing the frill of using it, this is a good 2nd best, obviously you can only go over water, but at least if you come crashing to Earth you won't shatter every bone in your body, plus it looks great fun!
It's the famous scene from Titanic where Leo, using his great artistic skill, draws the beautiful reclining Kate, a scene charged with sensuality, but there's something different about her in this drawing: a different angle, the shading...?
Posted on February 11, 2009, 11:33 pm Add comments
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