Lesson in life, never, never, NEVER let a chick that you have somehow managed to entice back to your room buy condoms because you are too scared to go into the wall mart & get them yourself. This is proof that girls don't have a one-track mind :(
Hopkins returns with more of his cherished moments in cinematography as he revisits the first time he ever watched Blade Runner. Apparently he watched it while suffering from a severe case of the munchies. He washed all that food down with a nice Chianti.
Out of all the fruit, the orange is by far the most annoying. Maybe he's doing it on purpose or maybe he was just dropped one too many times on the way home from the supermarket but one thing is for sure; someone needs to make a glass of OJ...
A Pixar animation chronicling the epic duel between two competing musicians as they vie for the attentions and pocket change of a young music lover. Who will win? The one- man band of the master of the stinged instruments? Perhaps they'll both lose?
Sometimes you've got to know when to fold. Unfortunately, even if you made the right decision, a one-in-a-million call Lady Luck and her perverse sense of humor could still turn around and deliver a world shattering kick straight to the love spuds.
All the hottest hotties from the Tekken universe don their most revealing bikinis, oil themselves up and wrestle each other into submission in glorious 2000 frames per second. Every single jiggle and bounce caught in faptastic high definition.
Any idiot can just impersonate a bunch of famous people but it takes real skill to... oh wait, he's just impersonating people. Nevermind. Still it's worth watching if only to hear Morgan Freeman swearing away like a pottymouthed sailor!
After wasting many years of his life trying to publish a pr0no version of the Bible he is obviously carrying a lot of pent up resentment - Seems he is eager to let off by telling some of the closest to the bone jokes ever heard on national TV - OMFG!
Cirque du Soleil shows you things this planet has to offer that are not often seen outside of it's weird and wonderful walls & the amazing Oli Lemieux training on the trampoline for an upcoming performance is just about as good as it gets - AWESOME!
After watching this, apart from a huge craving for a large hot pepperoni deep pan, i have an almost irresistible urge to visit this pizza establishment & check out the rest of the staff who work there - This metal dude obviously enjoys his job - WTF!?!
WARNING: This is not to be attempted after a heavy night of drinking (or any other non-legal social pursuits). A sheet of paper with four shades of blue & a cheap-looking pencil & then you are ready to become the super nerd you secretly know you are!
